sup, I’m Jackie. I reblog whatever I want, usually art and professor layton and funny shit. GET TA KNOW ME SON. Also protip if you don’t want to see me be a whiny reality bummer, blacklist personal.Tumblr (3.0; @laytonsass)http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0dfc7f50fae113adb83978005414456/tumblr_mmj28dFmrT1sodkzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <h1 class="title"><a href="http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=31682165">ファッションモーンスター</a></h1> </blockquote> <p></p>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51257381134http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51257381134Fri, 24 May 2013 19:03:58 -0400kyary<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8a06e2fcb22529ae55e34eb8c6b8e26/tumblr_mnbheqs9Qu1qzk2upo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a17b02d7ee173f5c375213a87726be57/tumblr_mnbheqs9Qu1qzk2upo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/621e02d160de332c2920af0aa73d70ed/tumblr_mnbheqs9Qu1qzk2upo3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/591ea319521d5455446047f2f2a17061/tumblr_mnbheqs9Qu1qzk2upo5_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e710dad6c8bc304b8751817a77cb1a3e/tumblr_mnbheqs9Qu1qzk2upo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c2a121aa082be837bd984a109a070d1/tumblr_mnbheqs9Qu1qzk2upo4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muertosiro.tumblr.com/post/51253282355/frickyeah1990s-roland-mesnier-who-worked-at">muertosiro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frickyeah1990s.tumblr.com/post/51241431466/roland-mesnier-who-worked-at-the-white-house-for">frickyeah1990s</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite. </p> <blockquote> <p><span>“He could eat five or six pork chops.” </span><span> He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’</span></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Clinton could fucking eat.</p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51254327291http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51254327291Fri, 24 May 2013 18:20:02 -0400i want my goddamned cake<div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://cierze.tumblr.com/">cierze</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51251670707/more-i-cant-post-anything-on-fb-without">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em><a href="http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51251670707/more-i-cant-post-anything-on-fb-without"><!-- more -->I can’t post anything on fb without&#8230;</a></em></div> <blockquote>why so? :c</blockquote> <p>Idk like nobody really likes or acknowledges most posts and that&#8217;s happened before but</p> <p>like idk all my other college friends are having awesome times and I&#8217;m like hey I&#8217;m here with whatever life I&#8217;ve got I&#8217;m gonna post something</p> <p>The two friends I sort of had hope on are dating and so either we hang and I feel like a third wheel or they&#8217;re going out with other people who are also together and it&#8217;s like gREAT</p>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51252831249http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51252831249Fri, 24 May 2013 17:58:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkers6zv4J1qifauao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51252428436http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51252428436Fri, 24 May 2013 17:52:51 -0400moomins<p><!-- more -->I can&#8217;t post anything on fb without feeling like nobody cares or that I&#8217;m being an annoying fuck while doing so </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/a6db75a7595d88cf5a7c5be0eb9095a1/tumblr_inline_mnbo9p0AkK1qz4rgp.png"/></p>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51251670707http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51251670707Fri, 24 May 2013 17:42:04 -0400literally nothing<p>i grilled myself a cheese</p>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51244705410http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51244705410Fri, 24 May 2013 16:03:08 -0400swiss and onions if u wanted to knowwe ran out of tomato :C<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mursart.tumblr.com/post/43830765758/im-still-laughing-at-the-fact-that-dedan-just-rips">mursart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/acaa301878aeeae573c4c842f075616b/tumblr_inline_mioy8lWJaG1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e0f9068147758b1cc9e2a586066ed839/tumblr_inline_mioy9pIYWS1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/58a0ec76f6c900e4092f6bd3917e179d/tumblr_inline_mioyacgLpp1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>im still laughing at the fact that dedan just rips open his coat in a fit of rage like right before you fight him</p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51243382171http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51243382171Fri, 24 May 2013 15:43:37 -0400i should play this<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5a3b557e832890316ecabc8db50c80c/tumblr_mmw08t6w1V1qhttpto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b240400fb346d09da3819e4791470835/tumblr_mmw08t6w1V1qhttpto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa0a09e2bf453c1e884342f46c9c64db/tumblr_mmw08t6w1V1qhttpto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39080826dc3c57b13e1344684606c9ff/tumblr_mmw08t6w1V1qhttpto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dfd6654a7552b3e7d83cdfeb45210b09/tumblr_mmw08t6w1V1qhttpto5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theartofanimation.tumblr.com/post/50569075746/mamefuk">theartofanimation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=45622">Mamefuk</a></p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242552170http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242552170Fri, 24 May 2013 15:31:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/812b1dab3749d595a00c2d4678a22d6b/tumblr_mldz0roFa61qgfypzo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21a1ba308f96cde8946aac3f15fcb23e/tumblr_mldz0roFa61qgfypzo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bb992e542031ad5e584cca38dc85df4/tumblr_mldz0roFa61qgfypzo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242386117http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242386117Fri, 24 May 2013 15:28:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1637bb865bd0d7b5b24e1e5348b8d17/tumblr_mh2blhF9if1qie472o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/38398cf6f2c314b5cb879cc17dca82d3/tumblr_mh2blhF9if1qie472o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/927aa25952503ffb1e571d538c142240/tumblr_mh2blhF9if1qie472o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242360399http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242360399Fri, 24 May 2013 15:28:13 -0400me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3caed9897ac47b5d7858fed883b59cdb/tumblr_mnb3qiHQAD1rckw3lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/post/51225261444/anon-goes-to-england-talesof4chan-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog">talesof4chan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Anon goes to England<br/><a href="http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/"><span style="color: #0000cd;">talesof4chan.tumblr.com</span></a></p></blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242078295http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51242078295Fri, 24 May 2013 15:23:49 -0400this is exactly what its like<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dovne.tumblr.com/post/51057728367">dovne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ca57edca4d086b4837ce2306d0c889da/tumblr_inline_mn6x67NThX1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51226631648http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51226631648Fri, 24 May 2013 10:47:04 -0400<p>I feel really good today! :&gt;</p>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51225956290http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51225956290Fri, 24 May 2013 10:33:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2efa83f1f6f7301ed0e64b18ab67d19f/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao3_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/543027dda2a6d617568641a7a984e4ff/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a40f1c1535254c8ae7220e6f22db9c97/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/377ca9b828e7c9a93a456169eb676001/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e6bd9eb1f5ff498ed24c664bb2b7ac8/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao2_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9bc5b7a75a4c82e2bbd5dd44b72c3a9/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51225791467http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51225791467Fri, 24 May 2013 10:29:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mew-squared.tumblr.com/post/51103211128">mew-squared</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>In 2009, a man married a video game character</li> <li>In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower</li> <li>In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll</li> <li>Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster</li> <li>And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin</li> </ul><p>please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige</p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51225044329http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51225044329Fri, 24 May 2013 10:13:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1914bffdcdf881fa0fb7d0db2f7ae109/tumblr_mmupd7wwte1qa6ftro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3ce219e7596a5f822a4a89a0d2766b4/tumblr_mmupd7wwte1qa6ftro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/489686b9b0704dc6889946cb8cb8c99d/tumblr_mmupd7wwte1qa6ftro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3151a73067ece250663e94f5bf22ef91/tumblr_mmupd7wwte1qa6ftro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tootricky.tumblr.com/post/50833369065/dance-time">tootricky</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUpzJEVmlKo">dance</a> time</p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51222226080http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51222226080Fri, 24 May 2013 09:09:47 -0400AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWbirdies<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimbertimber.tumblr.com/post/50994205158/coming-out-to-your-parents-by-saying-swiggity-swag">jimbertimber</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag</p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51221999319http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51221999319Fri, 24 May 2013 09:04:08 -0400<p><a class="avatar_frame" href="http://ctoons.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="Super Nintendo Chalmers" target="_blank"><img alt="" class="avatar " src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/avatar_4018d74d83ed_40.png"/><span class="border"></span></a><span class="action"><a class="tumblelog" href="http://ctoons.tumblr.com/" rel="nofollow" title="Super Nintendo Chalmers">ctoons</a> said: <span class="answer_content">Someday I’m going to use this on you when you least expect it.</span></span></p> <p><span class="action"><span class="answer_content">I anticipate this day.</span></span></p>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51193618183http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51193618183Thu, 23 May 2013 21:54:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/338388f38aba3cb61062dfec80c5616d/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3ddb53368fbfe2995e8b4044a3a3628/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f8b3ec2d3830401396c2d206c3180a0/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e97abe96264f096c7ca0b7fef6401ae6/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1706a32961cc17ba671a5524498fa45a/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe4d7c44d923ef70c8f69c1f3c066c1b/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1554bcac6ee99e9de769bed083da11e2/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co7_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7bea1c3225cbbb6885fd1bf0b6abcb63/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co8_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/710e68ef27a7e31049c999f65f72c0bc/tumblr_mna0xqx9sA1rkdl4co9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://my-life-as-a-teenage-robotnik.tumblr.com/post/51186520247/9-fav-pics-of-robotnik">my-life-as-a-teenage-robotnik</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>9 fav pics of robotnik</p> </blockquote>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51192918925http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51192918925Thu, 23 May 2013 21:45:44 -0400<div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://ctoons.tumblr.com/">ctoons</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51191521822/how-many-times-can-i-do-this-face-in-a-selfie">photo</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em><a href="http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51191521822/how-many-times-can-i-do-this-face-in-a-selfie">How many times can I do this face in a selfie</a></em></div> <blockquote>don’t get butthurt if you’re memed on</blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/56d1a4fa9957a596778a17765ab09a1c/tumblr_inline_mna4rb3j1U1qz4rgp.png"/></p>http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51192702424http://laytonsass.tumblr.com/post/51192702424Thu, 23 May 2013 21:42:58 -0400i did thing